Se fuerte Patricio

Lyrics

Vengo a empeñar a mi hijo.
Señora no puede empeñar pingüinos…
Se llama Patricio.
ayúdame van a empeñar…
Patricio se fuerte…
¿Cuánto ofrece?
Señora, solo recibimos objetos de valor…
¡Que insinúa!…
O sea, No aceptamos pingüinos…
Pero este no es un pingüino.
¿Entonces qué es?…
Una guitarra.
Canta Patricio, canta…
¡Estass sonnn... lass mañanitassss!…
Como guitarra baboso…
awaa waa waaa aawaa waa
¡impresionante!.
¿Cuánto me da por este tambor?.
¿No que era guitarra?.
Haz lo tuyo hijo.
chiki chiki chiki pum pum pum
Fabuloso.
Cuánto me ofrece pues.
¿Eh? 300 pesos.
¡Cómo se atreve!…
¿Disculpe?..
acaso propuso comprar a mi hijo.
¿Eh? yo solo…
Debería de darle vergüenza, yo jamás vendería a mi hijo.
Mamá, ¡ME CAGUEE!…
El pago ¿sería in efectivo eee?

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