Historical Hands 2.2 6

Lyrics

[Spoken:] Crack open your textbooks! Haha—I’m crackin’ heads! Haha! Here we go again! Me and my cat on a righteous quest, give us the names and we do the rest! (Wham!) Kicking Historical asses bringin the truth to the sass lovin masses! {Intro} Benedict Arnold...... The original traitor Freedom hater. Sold your soul for a little British fame! Now every kid in school, knows your name! Showed him his place in history— In Webster’s under, "T"! (for TRAITOR!) [ WAPOW! ] {Verse 2} Trowfeem Lysenko, Science denier, cowardly liar. Let a whole country starve, tryna look cool. Seeds in ice water? …really? C'mon Dude! (The fuck?) HARVEST THESE FISTS! Knocked his block off! You piece of shit! This one’s for Vav-vee-lovh! (Pow!) {Verse 3} Next stop, Cotton Mather. (Ugh!) Churchy snitch, wicked misogynist. Aint it obvious why he’s earned these fists? Like fire, ya do ya? Cool, we got you— We gonna have us a bitch boy BBQ! [WHACK!] {Verse 4} 🎶 Ronnie, Ronnie… where do I start? Time we had a heart-to-heart. And by heart, I mean fist… and face. Acting like a saint, ignoring AIDS. Playing president like he's still on stage. Smiling while cutting support for the sick— Oh yeah, What a wholesome model. RONALD REAGAN!? More like Ronald McDonald! (Clown!) 🎶 {Outro} 🎶 That’s 4 more down, and I’m just getting started. History’s full of fools—timelines uncharted. Got, fists and a plan, openin' a historical CAN! (WHOOP ASS) [ POW! ] 🎶 WHO’S NEXT? 🎶