Banana in My Pocket

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I wore two different shoes today I said, “That’s fashion,” walked away Got to the door, then froze in place My keys were in the fridge with the grapes I waved at a man He waved back too Turns out, I waved At a statue in the zoo [Pre-Chorus] Oh, I had a plan But the plan had teeth Bit my pride Right off my sleeve [Chorus] Banana in my pocket I forgot it again Banana in my pocket Now it’s my best friend Banana in my pocket I look cool, I swear Banana in my pocket Please don’t ask what’s there [Verse 2] I texted “on my way” From the room I sat in Told my plant “be brave” Then apologized to the cabinet I tried to be smooth I tried to be slick I bowed to a dog And the dog did not think it was slick [Pre-Chorus] Oh, I had a face For the moments of grace Then I tripped on air In a very public place [Chorus] Banana in my pocket I forgot it again Banana in my pocket Now it’s my best friend Banana in my pocket I look cool, I swear Banana in my pocket Please don’t ask what’s there [Bridge] I’m not a clown I’m a masterpiece One bad joke And a sandwich in my sleeve If I fall apart I fall with style Then I laugh so hard It takes a while [Final Chorus] Banana in my pocket I forgot it again Banana in my pocket Now it’s my best friend Banana in my pocket I look cool, I swear Banana in my pocket Please don’t ask what’s there Banana in my pocket Banana in my pocket Banana in my pocket Yeah, it’s still there