Jay in the Bathroom

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Jay locks the door real slow Takes his sweet time in the glow Shoes by the sink, pants at his knees He says, "Don’t rush me, let me be" [Verse 2] There goes a crack, then a blast Whole damn bathroom like a laugh He waves it off, "That’s just air" But the stink says, "Yeah, okay, there" [Pre-Chorus] He’s in there grinning like a saint But the mirror knows what he ain’t I bang the door, he sings right back "Five more minutes, don’t start that" [Chorus] Jay in the bathroom Jay in the bathroom We know what you do Jay in the bathroom Jay in the bathroom Man, that smell came through (Jay in the bathroom) [Verse 3] Paper roll spins, tiny drum fill He’s got that look, dead still One hand busy, one hand on the wall Like he’s winning some secret call [Verse 4] Then comes a toot, then a grin Like, "You heard nothing, let me win" He opens up with a guilty face Fog and shame all over the place [Pre-Chorus] He’s in there grinning like a saint But the mirror knows what he ain’t I bang the door, he sings right back "Five more minutes, don’t start that" [Chorus] Jay in the bathroom Jay in the bathroom We know what you do Jay in the bathroom Jay in the bathroom Man, that smell came through (Jay in the bathroom) [Bridge] One day he’ll claim it’s not true Say, "I was just thinking of you" But the bleach won’t lie, the tiles confess Jay made that room a total mess [Final Chorus] Jay in the bathroom Jay in the bathroom We know what you do Jay in the bathroom Jay in the bathroom Man, that smell came through Jay in the bathroom Jay in the bathroom That’s your little truth (Jay in the bathroom)