Santa With a Flamethrower

Lyrics

[Verse 1] It’s Christmas time And the tree lean scared Milk on the counter Ash in the air Boots in the chimney Red suit, black smoke He came down hot And the whole block choked Stockings on fire Candy canes bent He left a trail Like a bad omen sent [Pre-Chorus] Hear that laugh Hear that roar He’s at the door And he wants more [Chorus] Fuck Santa Santa with a flame thrower Fuck Santa He came to burn the yard Fuck Santa Santa with a flame thrower Hot in the night And he plays it hard (Fuck Santa) (Flame thrower) [Verse 2] Reindeer scattered Across the snow One got slick On a melted road Mrs. Claus gone No trace, no call Just a gold bell Ringing down the hall He wrote “nice” in smoke On the garage wall Then lit that wreath Like a cannonball Kids in the window Eyes wide, still One false move And he’d torch the hill [Pre-Chorus] Hear that laugh Hear that roar He’s at the door And he wants more [Chorus] Fuck Santa Santa with a flame thrower Fuck Santa He came to burn the yard Fuck Santa Santa with a flame thrower Hot in the night And he plays it hard (Fuck Santa) (Flame thrower) [Bridge] No cookies left No list to check Just a sack of soot On a broken deck If you hear hooves Better lock that gate He’s not here to gift He’s here to desecrate [Final Chorus] Fuck Santa Santa with a flame thrower Fuck Santa He came to burn the yard Fuck Santa Santa with a flame thrower Hot in the night And he plays it hard (Fuck Santa) (Santa with a flame thrower)