Alex Is Alex

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(VERSE 1) He likes to watch american football And if he sees bananas he might drool Chews a lot of trebor mints And too get grannys paper he sprints (CHORUS) Oh alex lives in denny And talks to his son who really likes the stenny He used to work in william hill And when he goes to mcdonalds he always pays the bill (VERSE 2) You can catch him picking his nose His bums so smelly you might need a hose He hogs grannys toilet with a massive smirk And when he plays they games that reverse button doesn't work (CHORUS) Oh alex still lives in denny Breaks all his glasses which is why he doesn't have so many His jokes can sometimes be too funny Be when they really aren't he looks like a dummy (VERSE 3) When he goes to wales he stands by the sea Mocks his grandson by going talk to me If maths is involved he can be very smart And in the morning at half six you hear a thunderous fart (CHORUS) oh alex always lives in denny If you ask him for tomatoes he will have plenty Has a drivers license that he doesn't use And if you ask him he'll make up an excuse (VERSE 4) His favourite team is washington red skins And when he goes to hollywood bowl he always seems to win You can hear his farting through the walls And when he goes he struggles with his balls (CHORUS) oh alex will live forever in denny Ask him for money he'll give you a penny His song taste can be questionable Although some are acceptable