Tiny Landlord

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Mittens woke up with a serious face Strode past the sofa like she owned the place No time for cuddles, no time for cream She had a mission and a very firm routine [Pre-Chorus] She scratched the box, turned twice around Then wore the look of a queen underground [Chorus] Mittens took a shit, oh yes she did Like a tiny landlord handling business Mittens took a shit, then raised her chin Covered it neatly and walked back in No applause, no fuss, no little speech Just one proud cat and a box to bleach [Verse 2] The dog looked worried from the kitchen chair The baby stopped waving and stared at the air Mittens emerged with a satisfied sway As if she’d solved the problems of the day [Pre-Chorus] She kicked some litter, gave one cold glance And claimed the windowsill for her victory dance [Chorus] Mittens took a shit, oh yes she did Like a tiny landlord handling business Mittens took a shit, then raised her chin Covered it neatly and walked back in No applause, no fuss, no little speech Just one proud cat and a box to bleach [Bridge] Some cats bring presents, some cats chase string Some cats knock cups down just to hear them ring But when nature calls, she answers with style Then naps on your sweater for a little while [Final Chorus] Mittens took a shit, the deed is done A private bathroom triumph beneath the sun Mittens took a shit, then purred with pride And left one tiny paw print by the side No applause, no fuss, no little speech Just one proud cat and a box to bleach [Outro] Mittens took a shit Mittens took a shit Now please, human, clean the litter bit