Booger Bar Bob

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Booger Picker Bob came rollin' in To a coworker’s house on a Saturday spin Back of his truck had a cooler and a grin And a steakhouse smile on a sunburnt chin He said, "Y'all hungry? I'm bringin' the fire" Set them ribs down like a country choirs choir The smoke went up, then the dogs went wild Bob just laughed like a big-kid child [Pre-Chorus] He run that place called Booger Bar Right off the county road, past the feed store yard He winked at me, then he flicked that cap Said, "Pass me a plate, and I'll fix your snap" [Chorus] Booger Bar Bob Booger Bar Bob Brings the ribs and he don't stop Booger Bar Bob Booger Bar Bob Flicks that trouble right off his top [Verse 2] The neighbor came by with a busted lawn mower Bob said, "Take mine, I'll loan you a spare one, brother" He pointed at the fence like, "She's yours till dark" Then he flicked a green bug clear off his shirt Coworker’s kids were chasing the hose Bob flipped burgers while the front porch glowed He sang real loud to a radio tune And the whole back yard smelled like June [Pre-Chorus] Booger Bar sign in a plywood frame People come for the laugh, but they stay for the flame He tossed hot sauce, then he tipped his hat Said, "That mower's yours, bring it back when you're wrapped" [Chorus] Booger Bar Bob Booger Bar Bob Brings the ribs and he don't stop Booger Bar Bob Booger Bar Bob Flicks that trouble right off his top [Bridge] When the sun got low and the coals burned red He packed up plates for the folks out back Neighbor waved from across the lane With Bob's mower humming in the twilight haze [Chorus] Booger Bar Bob Booger Bar Bob Brings the ribs and he don't stop Booger Bar Bob Booger Bar Bob Flicks that trouble right off his top [Outro] Booger Bar Bob Yeah, he’s the one Barbecue king till the day is done Booger Bar Bob Booger Bar Bob Flicks that trouble right off his top