Wayne’s world

Lyrics

Oh, once upon a time, there was a guy named Willie. He always dropped his dentures in anywhere. He went no matter where you think he went he would walk. He would walk all around the street. His dentures would just keep falling around. So then he says I’m just gonna go back home if this is the case. Anyways, he was very down. He says oh like maybe I’ll watch some TV or something and see if the Blue Jays are Oilers are playing. So then he works and he say’s. there’s nothing on till 4 o’clock and it’s 3 o’clock and Blake’s almost done school. So anyways, he says oh there’s nothing on TV globals on at seven. It’s a few hours till seven. So then he says. Oh I better get some stuff done in my garage. Singing the song. hello. Vado. Oh oh. Anyways he gets to his garage. And there’s a. Big mess all over his garage and he says. Karen!!!!!!! With an anger face. So then she comes. And she says what. And Wayne goes there’s stuff all over my garage floor. Was it Melvin? Karen Says what are you talking? Oh my gosh, she says. There’s stuff all over your garage. she says. Did Melvin do this? Did two cats come in and fight Melvin? Wayne Says. I gotta clean this stuff up. Anyways, they were cleaning it up. It was 330. Blake was home from school. He says hello there Karen and Wayne. They just finished when he just got home. Blake says what were you guys doing? Wayne says well we were just fighting. Blake says why and Karen says well because Wayne Wilson dropped all of his stuff!!!! Isn’t that right Wayne!!!! Wayne says oh my gosh. Ha ha ha. You and Blake are still on a team nowadays lol. Anyways, wait now how was school? Blake? Blake says oh it was fine normal. Anyways, they got in the house and the Blue Jays were starting. And Blake says. Mom’s done from work. I’m gonna go see her so then he goes over and tells The whole story. Of what his day was. Anyways, Karen comes over. And says. Wayne is being a Monster. Kristy said whatttttt? Blake said yeah. Wayne was bad today I guess. Anyways, they watched a movie and Blake and grandma went back over. to their house. And after that everything was better. but Wayne had a difficult day the next day. Of his teeth, fallen out and stuff. Anyways, that was Wayne’s world. every single day is Wayne’s world. And See you later. Achoo. bye.