Vegan Vagina Juice

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You brought the oat milk, I brought the lime We made a little picnic out of dinnertime No dairy, no drama, no need to explain Just a silly sweet joke in a tropical rain [Pre-Chorus] Keep it kind, keep it clean Laugh at the places in between No shame, no script, no lecture tonight We’re making body humor feel light [Chorus] Vegan vagina juice, everybody raise a glass Plant-based punchline, let the awkward moment pass Vegan vagina juice, cheeky but polite A little bit of nonsense makes the whole room bright [Verse 2] Coconut cream and a paper straw You asked for the recipe—I said, “That’s classified lore” The menu’s got no labels, the kitchen’s got no clue But the only thing we’re serving is a wink across the room [Pre-Chorus] Keep it kind, keep it clean Laugh at the places in between No shame, no script, no lecture tonight We’re making body humor feel light [Chorus] Vegan vagina juice, everybody raise a glass Plant-based punchline, let the awkward moment pass Vegan vagina juice, cheeky but polite A little bit of nonsense makes the whole room bright [Bridge] [Spoken] No animals were harmed in the making of this extremely questionable metaphor. [Chorus] Vegan vagina juice, everybody raise a glass Plant-based punchline, let the awkward moment pass Vegan vagina juice, cheeky but polite A little bit of nonsense makes the whole room bright [Outro] Oat milk, lime, laugh it loose That’s the end of our ridiculous juice