The Paddock Vault!

Lyrics

(Verse 1) Heard the name on WhatNot, whispered for years No Wheelie Rick, conquering all of the fears Of the last-pack-dud, the case-hit-miss He's changing the game with a promise like this No more bad breaks, no more wasted cash Just pure-fire cardboard in a glorious dash (Pre-Chorus) He constructed a monster, he built it with might To bring all the grails directly to light Fifty-six boxes, a legendary run A case-level battle that's already won! (Chorus) This is The Paddock Vault! The odds are a lie! A case-level monster, every single time! The N.W.R. Paddock Vault! A guaranteed hit! With a one-of-one promise, you just can't quit! (Verse 2) Forget what you know, forget all the odds This ain't a gamble, it's a gift from the gods Each eight-box case holds a masterpiece prize A true one-of-one right before your eyes! It’s not a chance, no, it's a mandate, you see The top-tier of collecting, a real guarantee! (Pre-Chorus) An Apex Headliner, the king of the stack A card numbered low, there's no turning back National Treasures, or a Panini Prime Engineered perfection, a moment in time! (Chorus) This is The Paddock Vault! The odds are a lie! A seven case monster, don’t miss! The N.W.R. Paddock Vault! A guaranteed hit! With a one-of-one promise, you just can't quit! (Bridge) Inside the vault, the hits overflow Two or three hits per box to make your collection glow Legendary auto’s galore Race-used memorabilia, a piece of the track A deep stack of parallels, you're never going back! From Prizm to Certified, Victory Lane and Torque This is a feeding frenzy, so bring out your fork! Delivered in style, protected for life Cutting through the gamble just like a knife! (Epic Guitar Solo) (Outro) This is a passion project, a one-time affair! A collector's dream, beyond all compare! When the fifty-six box is finally claimed The vault is sealed shut, its legend proclaimed! Sealed forever... Sold forever!