Big Fat Belly, Shirt Too Tight

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Richard Richard Struttin’ down Main Buttons hangin’ on his shirt in vain Laughin’ loud Swingin’ side to side That big ol’ belly got its own pride [Chorus] Big fat belly Shirt too tight Turnin’ every sidewalk into a sight He orders for one But he eats for two Fine dining dreams in a back booth view Big fat belly Shirt too tight He’s the king of the counter on a Saturday night [Verse 2] Fork in his hand Napkin on his knee Talkin’ ‘bout the good life “put it on me” Plates keep comin’ He ain’t done yet Says “One more slice I ain’t full I bet” [Chorus] Big fat belly Shirt too tight Turnin’ every sidewalk into a sight He orders for one But he eats for two Fine dining dreams in a back booth view Big fat belly Shirt too tight He’s the king of the counter on a Saturday night [Bridge] Oh When he laughs It shakes the room (hey!) Jukebox jumpin’ Spoons go boom He tips his hat Says “How d’you do?” “If there’s a spare plate That’ll do” [Chorus] Big fat belly Shirt too tight Turnin’ every sidewalk into a sight He orders for one But he eats for two Fine dining dreams in a back booth view Big fat belly Shirt too tight He’s the king of the counter on a Saturday night