Bloody Britches

Lyrics

[Intro] [Drums, muted guitar, DJ mixer cuts] [Verse 1] this bloody britches don't wanna leave me alone. I fold them by the door, they come back on their own. Mum says, “That old pair’s got a mind of its own,” I laugh, grab my coat, hear the washing machine groan. [Hook] Bloody britches, follow me round, Through the hall, past the stairs, never staying put down. I toss them in the basket, they’re back by the phone, This bloody britches don’t wanna leave me alone. [Verse 2] Ran out to the corner, came back with a snack, There they were on the chair like they’d beaten me back. My mate took one look, said, “You’re losing control,” Then the laundry-room door gave a creak from below. [Break] [Wolf howl effect] [Hook] Bloody britches, follow me round, Through the hall, past the stairs, never staying put down. I toss them in the basket, they’re back by the phone, This bloody britches don’t wanna leave me alone. [Outro] Fold them, hide them, still they reappear, One more trip to the wash and they’re waiting right here.