Braids to Bookings

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🎵 MY CUSTOMER GOT PROMOTED TO SALES MANAGER 🎵 (HOOK) Girl... I don't know what happened... One of my customers done got promoted... She ain't a braider... She ain't a receptionist... She ain't a manager... But somehow... She bringing me more clients than my Facebook page... 🎵 (CHORUS) Somebody come get her... Somebody come get her... Every time somebody compliments her braids... She sending my booking link... Somebody come get her... 🎵 (VERSE) Last month she got knotless braids... This month she acting like she owns the salon... Walking through Target... Passing out appointments... Standing at church... Passing out appointments... At the family cookout... Passing out appointments... At work on lunch break... Passing out appointments... Girl... Who hired this woman? 🎵 (HOOK) I thought I was doing her hair... Turns out... She was building my business... 🎵 (VERSE) One lady booked... Then her cousin booked... Then her sister booked... Then her neighbor booked... Then somebody's auntie booked... At this point... I'm starting to think she got a side hustle... 🎵 (CHORUS) Every compliment... Booking link... Every compliment... Booking link... Every compliment... Booking link... Girl, she done weaponized her braids... 🎵 (BRIDGE) Meanwhile... Some braiders are buying ads... Boosting posts... Praying to the algorithm... Crying over views... While my customer is standing in Walmart... Doing better marketing than Facebook... 🎵 (VERSE) Then she called me... Talking about: "Where's my referral money?" I said: "Referral money?" She said: "Yes ma'am." "Three appointments booked." "Two appointments completed." "I'm waiting on my Zelle." Girl... The confidence! 🎵 (CHORUS) Now she checking appointments... Now she checking referrals... Now she checking bookings... Now she checking Zelle notifications... Like she owns stock in the salon... 🎵 (FINAL) Listen carefully braiders... If your customers are getting compliments... And those compliments are not becoming appointments... Money is escaping. Every day. Every week. Every month. So stop letting compliments wander around the city. Give them somewhere to go. Give every customer a booking link. Track every referral. Reward every booking. And let your customers do what they're already doing... Talking. 🎵 If you want customers that market harder than your Facebook page... Comment: COMPLIMENTS BOOKING Comment: COMPLIMENTS BOOKING Comment: COMPLIMENTS BOOKING 🎵 Because apparently... My customer is the sales manager now. 🎵🤣