Crackling Jeans

Lyrics

[Verse 1] My jeans got jokes today Every step goes, "hey, hey, hey" I sat down, heard the room react Like a tiny trapdoor snap You tried to act so cool Then your shorts played cruel One little shift, one bad surprise Now you got that wide-eyed look in your eyes [Pre-Chorus] Hold it in, hold it in Oh no, here we go again Tug that seam, fix that mess Living life in a wedgie test [Chorus] Farts and wedgies Farts and wedgies Laugh so hard, we lose our dignity Farts and wedgies Farts and wedgies One wrong move and it's comedy [Verse 2] Gym class turns into a war Locker room on the floor Every bench got a second chance To ruin someone's confidence You walk by with that guilty grin Like you know what state you're in One squeak, one snort, one busted frame And everybody knows your name [Pre-Chorus] Hold it in, hold it in Oh no, here we go again Tug that seam, fix that mess Living life in a wedgie test [Chorus] Farts and wedgies Farts and wedgies Laugh so hard, we lose our dignity Farts and wedgies Farts and wedgies One wrong move and it's comedy [Bridge] [Breakdown] Bent knees, bad luck Too much beans, too much stuff Spin around, freeze in place Trying not to crack your face [Final Chorus] Farts and wedgies Farts and wedgies Laugh so hard, we lose our dignity Farts and wedgies Farts and wedgies One wrong move and it's comedy Farts and wedgies Farts and wedgies Everybody's got a little misery