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🎵 RIGHTWAY RENOVATIONS LLC 🎵 (Barbershop Quartet in cheerful harmony) [OPENING CHORUS – ALL] Rightway Renovations LLC! Painting walls and raising hell! Rightway Renovations LLC! Somehow business still goes well! [VERSE 1 – BASS SOLO] There’s Jamie in his cowboy hat, A thundercloud in human format. Ask one question, seek insight, Watch his blood pressure take flight! [VERSE 1 RESPONSE – TENOR SOLO] “Jamie, how’s this trim installed?” “WHY DON’T YOU KNOW?” he loudly bawled! Just trying to learn a thing or two, Instead he starts a feud with you! [CHORUS – ALL] Ohhhhhh, Jamie rides the drywall range, Every simple question feels strange! Cowboy hat and mighty scowl, Communicates mostly through growl! [VERSE 2 – LEAD SOLO] Then there’s Aiden, nervous wreck, Sweating through another paycheck. Every ladder, every nail, Certain today’s the day we fail! [VERSE 2 RESPONSE – TENOR SOLO] “Did we order paint?” “Are we late?” “Did the building shift its weight?” “Is that crack supposed to be there?” “WHY’S EVERYBODY IN A CHAIR?!” [CHORUS – ALL] Aiden’s an anxiety-powered machine, The most worried man we’ve ever seen! [VERSE 3 – BASS SOLO] Now Mark knows restaurants coast to coast, Every menu item he can boast. But when it’s time to order stock, The whole jobsite goes into shock! [VERSE 3 RESPONSE – LEAD SOLO] “Mark, we need quarter-round trim.” He orders mushrooms on a whim. “Mark, we need some conduit, dude.” He brings six pounds of seafood! [CHORUS – ALL] He knows entrées, sides, and stew, Building supplies? Not a clue! [VERSE 4 – TENOR SOLO] Then JoJo the electrician arrives, Keeping fire extinguishers alive! Light fixture sparks, smoke fills the air, Everybody offers up a prayer! [VERSE 4 RESPONSE – BASS SOLO] Wire it once, Wire it twice, Somehow electricity rolls snake eyes! [CHORUS – ALL] JoJo shouts, “It’s probably fine!” As flames leap from the exit sign! [VERSE 5 – LEAD SOLO] Then there’s Don with a salesman grin, Adding seven-sixteen percent right in. A quote comes out, folks gasp and stare, “Is this renovation or a billionaire’s lair?” [VERSE 5 RESPONSE – TENOR SOLO] He’ll sell a doorknob like it’s rare art, And tack on a fee for doing his part. From first handshake to final sum, The calculator starts to hum! [CHORUS – ALL] If there’s a deal, Don gets it done, At 716%, everybody’s number one! [COMEDY BREAK – BARITONE SOLO] And Erik… (long dramatic pause) …stinks. [ENSEMBLE RESPONSE – ALL, VERY SERIOUSLY] Yes, Erik stinks. [TAG VERSE – TENOR SOLO] No one knows from where it came, Yet every room smells just the same. [TAG VERSE – BASS SOLO] Fresh paint, pine, and cedar plank, Then Erik walks in… the whole place sank. [FINAL CHORUS – ALL] Rightway Renovations LLC! A glorious catastrophe! Cowboy hats and anxious cries, Wrong supplies and smoky skies! Anxious hearts and salesman’s schemes, Electrical fires and impossible dreams! Though every day’s a strange parade, The work somehow still gets made! Rightway Renovations LLC! Rightway Renovations LLC! (big barbershop ending chord) [FINAL TAG – ALL] Riiiiiiight… Waaaaaaayyyyy… REN-O-VAAAATIONS LLLLLL-C!!!! 🎵