Kevin On The Couch

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Kevin came in like a storm Tiny body, giant charm Best dog in the whole damn world Tilted ears and a wicked curl He ate the couch like a king Left his mark on everything Mom would yell, then laugh again That was Kevin, back then [Pre-Chorus] Always the first to make us bend Always the joke we’d need again Now the house feels way too clean Too damn quiet in between [Chorus] Kevin, Kevin, our goofy king You made this house a louder thing Kevin, Kevin, we still feel you In every couch you chewed right through Best dog, best dog, no debate Made us laugh, made us late Kevin, Kevin, here’s our plea Next one’s Mitch or Gary [Verse 2] You’d hit mom with that sleepy grin Then let the whole room cave in One ugly fart, then the show And everybody already knew You were trouble, sweet and small Headstrong heart, you owned it all Now your collar’s by the door And we miss you more and more [Pre-Chorus] Every room still says your name Every day feels kinda plain But we keep your chaos near In the laughs you left right here [Chorus] Kevin, Kevin, our goofy king You made this house a louder thing Kevin, Kevin, we still feel you In every couch you chewed right through Best dog, best dog, no debate Made us laugh, made us late Kevin, Kevin, here’s our plea Next one’s Mitch or Gary [Bridge] If there’s a place past the rain Hope you’re wrecking chairs again Hope you found a bigger couch Hope you’re making heaven flinch and shout And when we meet some tiny beast With a crooked grin and too much teeth We’ll hear you barking from the side “Call him Mitch, or Gary, right?” [Final Chorus] Kevin, Kevin, our goofy king You made this house a louder thing Kevin, Kevin, we still feel you In every couch you chewed right through Best dog, best dog, that’s the truth Best friend we ever got to lose Kevin, Kevin, we carry on With Mitch or Gary coming on