Just for Fun, Because We Can Do That Now.
Stand-Up Comedy Song, Live Performance SoundLyrics
Cannabis, cannabis, Xbox and Doritos,
Taco Bell 12 Pack, Baja Blast, Burritos,
drive thru demon, blastin’ Bieber’s Despacito,
ooo boppa doo doo…
cannabis, cannabis, Xbox and Doritos,
Taco Bell 12 pack, Baja Blast, Burritos,
find me in the city, in a beat to piss geo,
with some,
cannabis, some cannabis, an Xbox and Doritos,
a Taco Bell 12 pack, a Baja Blast, Burritos,
oh dear lord, I done lost my freakin Pico,
I might go crazy, end up all in out by Reno…
oh oh oh, there I go again,
hit that fuckin medical cart, and flew away with the wind,
and now nobody wanna drive, cuz they know what’s coming next,
ohhhh,
I’m at Taco Bell, spendin’ that entire paycheck!
I got,
cannabis, yeah cannabis, an Xbox, Doritos too,
I got a Taco Bell 12 pack, and I’m spinnin’ back around the drive thru,
cuz I just realized I ain’t get my,
god damned Baja blast,
and if that burrito ain’t in the bag I’m whoopin’ someone’s ass!
oh!
Taco Bell and Toilet Hell!
that’s what’s comin’ next!
broke as fuck, alone on my butt,
cuz I spent my entire check,
on some real good, greasy meat,
I ain’t have to stroke.
when we go to church this Sunday,
we will bow our heads and pray,
and thank god that the officer,
was also stoned that day…
because if he was sober,
shit,
my ass’d be in jail…
because I spent like 13 hours eatin’ everything at Taco Bell…
AND I AM FLAT BROKE!
THANK YOU INTERNET!
SEE YOU ALL SOON!