Fruit

Lyrics

(Verse 1) I bit into an apple, thought it was fine— Till a pear rolled up and said, “Hey, that’s my line!” Banana did the splits on the kitchen floor, While grapes formed a union and blocked the door. Pineapple struttin’ in a spiky crown, Said, “I run this orchard, and I don’t mess around!” Mango wore shades, cool as ice, But kiwi just stared—slightly too nice. (Chorus) Fruit fight! Fruit flight! Everybody take a bite! From the berries to the melons, we’re jammin’ all night! Citrus got sass, and stone fruit’s proud, It’s a vitamin-rich, very juicy crowd! Get ready, now—here comes the list, So many fruits you won’t wanna miss! (Verse 2) Strawberries gossip with blueberries tight, Raspberries talk smack in the middle of the night. Blackberries hum in barbershop tones, While cranberries text in passive-aggressive moans. Watermelon’s chill but takes up space, Cantaloupe’s bitter ‘cause it lost a race. Honeydew’s sweet but insecure, While dragonfruit thinks it's a folklore cure. Papaya’s preachin’, fig is deep, Apricots argue in their sleep. Peach just winked and made me blush, While plum got picked in a PDA rush. (Bridge – Spoken with groove) Avocado walks in, “Hey, I’m a fruit!” Tomato yells, “You stole my suit!” Coconut rolls in with a straw and a grin— Yells, “I’m hard on the outside, party within!” (Verse 3) Lemon and lime are sour twins, Arguing over cocktail wins. Orange spins in citrus pride, While grapefruit photobombs from the side. Guava’s dancing like nobody sees, Lychee’s blushing behind some trees. Jackfruit’s huge and always late, Starfruit’s posing like it’s on a date. Pomegranate’s full of drama and flair, Mulberry’s stuck in someone’s hair. Passionfruit croons in a samba beat, Sings, “Love me or leave me—but never eat!” (Final Chorus) Fruit jam! Fruit glam! Put your fork in the plan! It’s a fruit bowl brawl, and I’m the biggest fan! Vitamin C with a side of sass, Juicin’ these lyrics like a smoothie class! So peel it, slice it, mix it too, Fruit’s got flavor—and attitude! (Outro – Fast and funky fade out) Raisin’s raisin’ the roof! Date’s got a date! Persimmon's confused, and that’s just great! Fruit party’s wild, don’t be late— Bring a spoon, it’s gonna be GRAPE!