Buffering Morty

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Burp—Morty, you’re buffering, I’m already done, Built ten universes ‘fore you tied one shoe, son. You panic at portals, I calculate fate, You’re a side quest, Morty, I’m the final update. IQ through the ceiling, yours stuck in the floor, Every time you “help,” I need a brand-new Morty store. Keep talking big, but your courage’s rented, You’re lucky I’m the reason every timeline’s prevented. [Pre-Chorus] Burp… now grab it tight, Try not to fold tonight. Hands on the wheel, don’t shake, One wrong move, whole worlds break. [Chorus] Buffering, Morty (buffering, Morty) I’m done before you start Buffering, Morty (buffering, Morty) You always fall apart Buffering, Morty (buffering, Morty) I run the whole unknown Burp… hold that gun And keep your panic low [Verse 2] I seen you sweat when the ceiling splits, Seen you trip on pride and call it wit. I make a mess and still clean the scene, You spill one thought and it tears the machine. Every clone you meet gets a lecture first, Every “plan” you touch gets worse, not worse? I’m ten moves deep with a grin that stings, You’re the kid in the smoke with the shiny things. [Bridge] Burp… Say it with me now, One wrong step and you won’t know how. Burp… Eyes on the door, I’ve done this dance a thousand more. [Chorus] Buffering, Morty (buffering, Morty) I’m done before you start Buffering, Morty (buffering, Morty) You always fall apart Buffering, Morty (buffering, Morty) I run the whole unknown Burp… hold that gun And keep your panic low