Wordplay Wave Master

Lyrics

COREE — THE CORPHIN” WACK RATS! We’ve covered the shooters… We’ve covered the fallers… Now it’s time for a woman with one hell of a nickname! They call her CORPHIN! And if you know, you know… 🐬 Her name is Coree, but that ain’t what we say, ‘Cause Corphin showed up and stole the name away. She’s got a vocabulary that’s one of a kind, Every time she says a word, you don’t know what you’ll find. She’ll start out a sentence like she knows what she’s saying, Three words later everybody’s brains start swaying. “That’s not how you say it!” somebody will shout, Coree just laughs and keeps carrying on! CORPHIN! CORPHIN! Making waves all night! Got a vocabulary that just ain’t quite right! CORPHIN! CORPHIN! Everybody knows the name! She’ll butcher any word and never feel ashamed! Ask her for a word, she’ll give you something new, Dictionary writers don’t know what to do. She’ll pronounce it backwards, sideways and wrong, Then argue with you like she’s known it all along! The Wack Rats listen, trying not to grin, Somebody whispers, “Here she goes again…” One little word turns into a debate, And by the end of the night she’s invented eight! CORPHIN! CORPHIN! Queen of the sound! Words get rearranged every time she’s around! CORPHIN! CORPHIN! Nobody does it better! If the word’s got five syllables, she’ll invent a sixth one altogether! How do you spell it? CORPHIN! How do you say it? WRONG! What’s her special talent? MAKING UP WORDS! Who’s gonna correct her? NOBODY—SHE’LL ARGUE! CORPHIN! CORPHIN! Wack Rat royalty! She’ll turn one simple word into a whole vocabulary! Say it wrong? CORPHIN! Say it twice? CORPHIN! Say it three times? NOW YOU’RE SPEAKING CORPHIN! Her name is Coree… But around the Wack Rats… She’s forever gonna be: THE CORPHIN! 🐬🍻 WACK RATS FOREVER!