Midnight Melody on the Road

Lyrics

(Verse 1) Well, I just fucked up, Yeah, I ran outta luck, At the counter of the liquor store. My card’s declinin’, Ain’t no use in whinin’, Must’ve spent all my money the night before. See, I couldn’t remember Why that ol’ bartender Kept askin’, “Good sir, are you sure?” Guess I was actin’ a clown, Buyin’ too many rounds, Just to impress all them pretty girls. (Chorus) Oh baby, you wouldn’t believe Little ol’ me was talkin’ such a big ol’ game. Now all my money’s been spent, And I know just where it went— To the greatest night of my whole damn life. So baby, don’t ask me later For no special favors, ‘Cause I got nothin’ left that I can give. But if you buy me a round, I’ll sit right down And tell ya ’bout the greatest night I ever lived. (Verse 2) You see her right there? Go buy her next beer. And if she declines, don’t waste your time. I said, “Buddy, listen up, Just pour us a cup. A shot or two’ll warm you right up.” ‘Cause you must remember, Best not forget, They like you more the drunker you get. Now I ain’t sayin’ it’s true, I’m just tellin’ you What seemed to work that Friday night. (Chorus) Oh baby, you wouldn’t believe Little ol’ me was talkin’ such a big ol’ game. Now all my money’s been spent, And I know just where it went— To the greatest night of my whole damn life. So baby, don’t ask me later For no special favors, ‘Cause I got nothin’ left that I can give. But if you buy me a round, I’ll sit right down And tell ya ’bout the greatest night I ever lived. (Bridge) So baby, just spend all that money, Go find you a honey, Tell her a lie about what you do. Buy the whole bar a round, Really throw it around, ‘Cause you know that’s what big ballers do. You might not believe me, I know it sounds easy, And there’s only one part that won’t make sense… (Final Chorus / Outro) When all your money’s been spent, Remember just where it went— To the greatest night of your whole life. Yeah, when all your money’s been spent, Don’t you dare regret one cent. Raise another glass up high, Laugh until the morning light. ‘Cause the stories get better, The friends last forever, Even if the whiskey fades away. When all your money’s been spent, Remember just where it went— To the greatest night of your whole life.