Pool Patrol Protocol

Lyrics

Alright, sir… before you can vacuum this pool, I need you to follow the pink yarn ball with your eyes.” “How much chlorine have you added today?” “I’m gonna need you to tie this hose up correctly… or we’re gonna have a problem.” It’s a pool sobriety test — don’t mess it up, Follow that yarn ball, tie that hose up. One wrong move and you’re losin’ respect, We vac with precision, keep the backyard in check. No foam, no floaties, no algae crimes, Just clear blue justice and clean pool lines. Yo, step back, sir — it’s a pool patrol check, Before you vacuum, gotta pass this lil’ test. Follow the yarn ball — pink like a sunset, Eyes on the line, no slip-ups yet. How much chlorine? Don’t lie to me, please. You over-shocked once? I can smell it in the breeze. Tie that hose up, grip the pole tight, We spot-vac cleanin’ — not high-flyin’ tonight. Pool’s too cloudy? That’s a red flag, chief. Goggles on deck, I’m inspectin’ the reef. You’ll need to pass before I let you proceed, ‘Cause we keep this pool sharp — no debris, just gleam.