Trap House Circus

Lyrics

“Trap House Circus” (Verse 1) Step into the trap house, where shit’s gone bizarre, Raccoons in the attic playin’ air guitar. A possum in the oven, thinks he’s on TV, And flies are DJ’ing on a broken CD. (Chorus) It’s a circus, baby, freaky as hell, Where the cockroaches dance and the skunks just yell. The deer’s on the ceiling, playin’ croquet, In this trap house circus, the world melts away! (Verse 2) Snakes in a blender, singin’ country tunes, A raccoon’s wearin’ goggles, howlin’ at the moon. Grasshoppers wrestling with forks and knives, And a rat’s got a trumpet that’s changin’ lives. (Chorus) It’s a circus, baby, the weird don’t quit, Flies in the bathroom startin’ mosh pits. Possums on rollerblades racin’ in place, In this trap house circus, there’s no personal space! (Bridge) The deer’s got sunglasses, thinks he’s the Pope, The raccoon’s in a cape shoutin’ “Soap! Soap! SOAP!” A skunk’s playin’ poker with a roach in drag, And a snake’s makin’ cocktails in a paper bag. (Verse 3) The flies are on typewriters, writin’ a book, Rats on the balcony, fishin’ with hooks. A possum’s doin’ yoga in the microwave, And the roaches are bowlin’ with an old tooth’s grave. (Chorus) It’s a circus, baby, a freaky delight, Where skunks ride unicycles into the night. The deer’s makin’ pancakes on the TV screen, In this trap house circus, it’s a twisted dream! (Outro) So cheers to the madness, the critters, the freaks, To possums in helmets and rats that speak. Laughin’ ‘til sunrise, no sense left to see, In this trap house circus, we’ve lost sanity!