Certified Napper (Sky’s Farting A$$)

Lyrics

[Intro] (I’m a big steppa) she a big sleeper (yeah) Certified napper Uh [Chorus] ‘Cause she a big sleeper Certified napper (yeah) Catch her in the cab Yeah she gone right after Sleeping through the loads Phone keep clappin’ (ring, ring) Whiskers keep callin’ But she never gon’ answer Parked at the yard Engine still runnin’ Knocked out cold He ain’t hear nothin’ she keep rootin and tootin under the covers machine gun fartin up the sheets like "phew pardon me haha" Dispatch blowin’ up like “where you at?” Thirty-six later she still laid back (still laid back) [Verse 1] Missed three loads Now whiskers real mad Phone on silent in the sleeper so bad They bang on the door she ain’t moving she snoring (loud) Drool on the pillow Whole shift boring Logs look clean but her eyes stay shut Truck stop queens talk big she just cut Dreamin’ ‘bout the miles and the pay she is stacking Whole yard laugh ‘bout the freight he ain’t backing (uh) [Chorus] ‘Cause she a big sleeper Certified napper (yeah) Catch her in the cab Yeah she gone right after Sleeping through the loads Phone keep clappin’ (ring, ring) Whiskers keep callin’ But she never gon’ answer Parked at the yard Engine still runnin’ Knocked out cold He ain’t hear nothin’ she keep rootin and tootin under the covers machine gun fartin up the sheets like "phew pardon me haha" Dispatch blowin’ up like “where you at?” Thirty-six later she still laid back (still laid back) [Verse 2] Sun go down Then it rise she reclining bathtub full But her clock ain’t timing Fuel tank full But the wheels ain’t turning AC cold But the rate sheet burning she don’t need drama she need that blanket Tootin Show She gon’ bank it” Sky in the office Pacing on the floor But she tootin in the chair In a ten-state snore (go to sleep) [Chorus] ‘Cause she a big sleeper Certified napper (yeah) Catch her in the cab Yeah she gone right after Sleeping through the loads Phone keep clappin’ (ring, ring) Whiskers keep callin’ But she never gon’ answer Parked at the yard Engine still runnin’ Knocked out cold He ain’t hear nothin’ she keep rootin and tootin under the covers machine gun fartin up the sheets like "phew pardon me haha" Dispatch blowin’ up like “where you at?” Thirty-six later she still laid back (still laid back)