Dad pooped his pants (and now we can't breathe)

Lyrics

[Verse 1 – Jack singing] We were just chillin’, after school hangin’ Then we got the text — “Come quick, I’m stankin’” It’s Dad, oh no, what did he do? Theo said, “Bro, I think it's number two!” [Verse 2 – Theo singing] We rushed to the office, held our nose tight Something was wrong, and it sure wasn’t right Dad was in the corner, lookin’ all sad We sniffed once and shouted, “OH DANG, THAT’S BAD!” [Chorus – Both] Spencer pooped his pants at work Now the whole place smells berserk Even the boss ran out the door Someone sprayed Febreze on the floor Jack’s got goggles, Theo’s got fans Tryna survive Dad’s stinky pants He’s our hero, but oh good grief This smell might end our family tree [Verse 3 – Spencer's part] I was in a meeting, tryin’ to present Then my tummy growled with evil intent One wrong cough, then I knew the truth My pants betrayed me, I lost my youth [Verse 4 – Jack and Theo] We love you, Dad, but man oh man This is worse than a burnt-out frying pan Next time maybe keep a spare Or tell the burritos to beware [Chorus – Both] Spencer pooped his pants at work Now the whole place smells berserk HR left, and Karen cried Even the plants have sorta died Jack’s got a clothespin, Theo’s got spray We’re tryna help Dad save the day He’s our hero, but oh dear me That stink has reached another degree [Bridge – Synth solo with echo lines] “Code brown! Emergency town!” “Get the mop! Someone shut it down!” “Dad we love you, but this ain’t fine…” “Your pants committed a serious crime!” [Final Chorus – All together] Spencer pooped his pants at work Now the story's gone berserk We’ll laugh forever, hold our breath Remember the day we smelled near-death Jack and Theo still got your back Even if your shorts went totally whack You're our Dad, but next time please Keep it in 'til you find some leaves! [Outro – fading voice with echo] ...Dad, maybe… bring extra underwear next time…