Chad to Bed

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Chad at the door like, “Wait” One more game, one more plate Pillow staring at the wall He’s not ready after all Snack crumbs in the hallway He says, “I’m fine, I’m okay” But his socks don’t match the mood And his room still smells like food [Pre-Chorus] Hey, Chad, don’t stall Time to hit the hall Wash those hands, don’t rush Soap it up, nice and plush [Chorus] Chad, go to bed, go to bed Brush right, not sort of Chad, go to bed, go to bed Hands clean, then you’re off to it Chad, go to bed, go to bed No snacks in the sheets Chad, go to bed, go to bed Hide those wrappers, please [Verse 2] He gave his teeth a lazy swipe Missed the back, got half the right Now he’s grinning like, “That’s enough” But that’s the stuff that gets you rough After toilet, straight to sink Soap and water, give it a blink Fingertips and thumbs and palms Clean hands keep the night calm [Pre-Chorus] Chad, don’t play tough You can be grown-up Close the snack bag tight Leave it out tonight [Chorus] Chad, go to bed, go to bed Brush right, not sort of Chad, go to bed, go to bed Hands clean, then you’re off to it Chad, go to bed, go to bed No snacks in the sheets Chad, go to bed, go to bed Hide those wrappers, please [Bridge] He can keep the fun for morning Keep the crumbs from touring Bedroom’s for the sleep Not a snack parade to keep One last sip, one last sigh Then those sleepy eyes Brush, wash, shut the door Chad, you’re done for sure [Chorus] Chad, go to bed, go to bed Brush right, not sort of Chad, go to bed, go to bed Hands clean, then you’re off to it Chad, go to bed, go to bed No snacks in the sheets Chad, go to bed, go to bed Hide those wrappers, please