Wrong House Wrong Night

Lyrics

[Intro] Ring... Ring... Hello? Uh... is this pizza? [Verse 1] Black robe flying, tripped on the stairs Dropped my knife and nobody cares Practiced all week for my scary line Forgot the words for the hundredth time I broke the window, cut my shoe Now I'm bleeding more than you This was supposed to be my scene Now I'm crying behind the screen [Pre-Chorus] Wait... can we do another take? I think I messed it up again The candles fell, the neighbors screamed I'm losing face in front of them [Chorus] Wrong house, wrong night Wrong house, wrong night I knocked, got light Now my whole bit died Wrong house, wrong night Wrong house, wrong night I came for fear But I got kicked outside [Verse 2] The kid in blue just laughed at me Said, "Sir, you're not my destiny" I tried the laugh, I tried the stare Ended up tangled in a chair My costume ripped at the side My fake blood dried, I nearly cried I waved my prop like, "Please don't run" But you called your mom and said, "He done" [Pre-Chorus] Wait... can we do another take? I think I messed it up again The candles fell, the neighbors screamed I'm losing face in front of them [Chorus] Wrong house, wrong night Wrong house, wrong night I knocked, got light Now my whole bit died Wrong house, wrong night Wrong house, wrong night I came for fear But I got kicked outside [Bridge] I heard the porch bell laugh at me The moon looked bored, like, "Let him be" My big finale, gone to waste Smeared on the steps and on my face One more chance, one more try If I miss again, I'm saying bye [Final Chorus] Wrong house, wrong night Wrong house, wrong night I knocked, got light Now my whole bit died Wrong house, wrong night Wrong house, wrong night I came for fear But I got kicked outside Wrong house, wrong night Wrong house, wrong night (Again, again) I ran out there, no alibi