Sit Back Down

Lyrics

[Intro — Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ten-thousand-dollar thirty-day challenge! He is sitting in that chair until somebody follows. Look at him—so still, even the cushion is getting bored. [Call and Response] [Announcer] What happens when nobody follows? [Lead] I sit! I sit! I sit right here! [Announcer] What happens when somebody follows? [Lead] GET UP AND DANCE! [Chorus] FOLLOW, FOLLOW, follow right now! One little follow and I’m up somehow! No follow? I sit with my serious face. Follow comes through—GET UP AND DANCE! [Verse] Ten K in thirty days, that’s the mission today, But I’m guarding this chair like it’s valet. My legs filed a complaint, my back wants a raise, The cushion knows my schedule better than my page. [Call and Response] [Announcer] If you want the challenge, what’s step one? [Lead] FOLLOW! [Announcer] Then what? [Lead] DM ME! [Announcer] Then what? [Lead] GET STARTED! [Announcer] Copy the page! [Lead] GO LIVE! [Announcer] And then? [Lead] REPEAT! [Chorus] FOLLOW, FOLLOW, follow right now! One little follow and I’m up somehow! No follow? I sit with my serious face. Follow comes through—GET UP AND DANCE! [Dance Break] [Announcer] A follow just landed! [Lead] GET UP AND DANCE! [Instrumental] Hey! Hey! Left foot! Right foot! Chair check! Hip check! Tiny victory lap! [Spoken Punchline] [Announcer] Excellent dancing. Truly historic. Now SIT BACK DOWN! [Lead] Already seated. I never left emotionally. [Outro — Loop Tag] FOLLOW, DM ME, GET STARTED! COPY THE PAGE, GO LIVE, REPEAT! No follow? I sit right here. New follow? GET UP AND DANCE! [Announcer] And after the dance? [Lead] SIT BACK DOWN! [Announcer] Back to the chair. The chair has been waiting too. [Chorus] FOLLOW, FOLLOW, follow right now! One little follow and I’m up somehow! No follow? I sit with my serious face. Follow comes through—GET UP AND DANCE!