Call the Amberlance

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Summer farted after a bath She ate some cee re al Then she got up to dance A little nasty face She ran in a prance Spun and spun Round and round Till the room went quiet Then it all came down [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, not again She froze and looked around Hands on hips, eyes wide With that tiny guilty frown Then she said it fast Like she knew the drill One more breath, one more word And the whole house went still [Chorus] Call the amberlance Call the amberlance That was an awful stance Call the amberlance Call the amberlance She did a little dance Call the amberlance Call the amberlance Then she said it plain Call the amberlance [Verse 2] She laughed at the mirror Held her nose and grinned Said, “I might need backup Before I do that again” Tippy-toe to the couch Then she struck a pose Trying to look innocent But everybody knows [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, not again She froze and looked around Hands on hips, eyes wide With that tiny guilty frown Then she said it fast Like she knew the drill One more breath, one more word And the whole house went still [Chorus] Call the amberlance Call the amberlance That was an awful stance Call the amberlance Call the amberlance She did a little dance Call the amberlance Call the amberlance Then she said it plain Call the amberlance [Bridge] (ambulance!) She waved like a queen (ambulance!) Through the mess and the sheen (ambulance!) With a shake and a cheer Call it loud Let it hear [Chorus] Call the amberlance Call the amberlance That was an awful stance Call the amberlance Call the amberlance She did a little dance Call the amberlance Call the amberlance Then she said it plain Call the amberlance