This Is Broadway
Energetic Early Broadway Show Tune, robust female vocalsLyrics
Ohhhhh,
Mister Davis told my hubby not to buy the tomatoes.
Weelllll,
My hubby told Mister Davis, "Go fuck your mom!".
Heeyyyyyy,
Do you have a paper crotch, Misses Gurfin?
Wowwwww!
Splash dog's milk into my SNATCH, and get drunk with God!
Smegma resting on a clown's windowsill!
Put your brave pants on, Captain Bill!
I just33³¾ saw a Tiger Shrimp swallow a pill!
So let's spread open our vaginas at the top of that hill!
This is Broadwaaaaayyyyy!..
We've got the pink Trans-Am, so let's conquer the Greeks!
The boss of crooked cows has electrified cheeks!
I haven't punched a napkin in fifty-three weeks!
I poked my finger in my asshole, then we all danced like freaks!
WHOPREŔ RE 7-ELEVEN 000!
EATING LUNCH WITH THE EGGY DEAD!!
Smegma resting on a clown's windowsill!
Put your brave pants on, Captain Bill!
I just saw a Tiger Shrimp swallow a pill!
So let's spread open our vaginas at the top of that hill!
This is Broadwaaaaayyyyy!..
Smegma resting on a clown's windowsill!
Put your brave pants on, Captain Bill!
I just saw a Tiger Shrimp swallow a pill!
So let's spread open our vaginas at the top of that hill!
This is Broadwaaaaayyyyy!..