Judas Loves Fart

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Judas found a mystery by the garden gate A tiny little trumpet with impeccable timing, mate He looked around the roses, he checked beneath the chair Then smiled like he had found true love floating through the air [Pre-Chorus] He said, “You’re warm, you’re wild, you’re strangely sincere” And every local pigeon disappeared [Chorus] Judas loves fart, yes, Judas loves fart He keeps it in his heart like a work of modern art Judas loves fart, right from the very start A romance with a rumble and a proudly fragrant spark [Verse 2] He wrote a little sonnet on a napkin from the cafe He called it “Windy Wonder,” then he read it twice that day He brought a dozen daisies, though the daisies didn’t stay The moment that his sweetheart made a noise and drifted away [Pre-Chorus] He said, “You’re brief, you’re bold, you vanish like a star” Then chased the breeze halfway across the boulevard [Chorus] Judas loves fart, yes, Judas loves fart He keeps it in his heart like a work of modern art Judas loves fart, right from the very start A romance with a rumble and a proudly fragrant spark [Bridge] Some people want a mansion, some people want a ring Judas wants a silent room and one surprising thing A little thunder under his chair, a cheeky bass guitar He says, “The truest love is knowing exactly what you are” [Final Chorus] Judas loves fart, yes, Judas loves fart He’ll frame the empty breeze and call the frame a work of art Judas loves fart, forever playing his part A goofy little love song with a gastrointestinal heart [Outro] Judas loves fart That’s his whole chart A puff, a grin, a brand-new start Judas loves fart