Porscha at the Store

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Porscha came in late again With one shoe off and a grin Said, “I lost my keys, my phone, my hat” Then pulled a comb from her back pocket She ordered fries like a queen Asked if the ketchup comes in green When the cashier said, “Uh, no” She winked and said, “Well, there you go” [Pre-Chorus] She’s a one-girl parade A beautiful mistake You try to keep it straight Then Porscha turns the page [Chorus] Porscha, Porscha, what a show Porscha, Porscha, steal the glow She got plans that change real fast And somehow, baby, that’s her class Porscha, Porscha, hear her laugh (ha-ha-ha) she’ll make you crack Porscha, Porscha, bless the mess She turns “oh no” into “what’s next” [Verse 2] She brought soup to a cookout And a shovel to the beach Said, “I thought we were diggin’ in” Then handed me a peach She wears sunglasses in the rain Calls every dog by the wrong name Last week she tried to fix a chair And somehow broke the air [Pre-Chorus] Still she walks in like She owns the room tonight Half trouble, half delight And I can’t stop that smile [Chorus] Porscha, Porscha, what a show Porscha, Porscha, steal the glow She got plans that change real fast And somehow, baby, that’s her class Porscha, Porscha, hear her laugh (ha-ha-ha) she’ll make you crack Porscha, Porscha, bless the mess She turns “oh no” into “what’s next” [Bridge] She’s the reason we’re all late She’s the reason we’re all fine If chaos had a best friend It would borrow her line [Final Chorus] Porscha, Porscha, what a show Porscha, Porscha, steal the glow She got plans that change real fast And somehow, baby, that’s her class Porscha, Porscha, hear her laugh (ha-ha-ha) she’ll make you crack Porscha, Porscha, bless the mess She turns “oh no” into “what’s next” [Outro] Porscha, Porscha Don’t ever act your age Porscha, Porscha Please keep that wild parade