Without a Blade

Lyrics

[Verse 1] White lines sliding past the hood Coffee cup is doing what it could My eyelids weigh like winter tires And my stomach's starting small-town fires [Pre-Chorus] I tell myself, just one more mile Then I see the next exit sign [Chorus] I’m sleepy, I’m sleepy, pull over soon And I really gotta use the bathroom too The highway’s long, my patience is thin Find me a rest stop, let the rescue begin I’m sleepy, I’m sleepy, don’t make me choose Between nodding off and emergency news [Verse 2] The GPS says twelve minutes more But my gut says find a door There’s a diner glowing by the pines I’ve never loved a restroom sign so fine [Pre-Chorus] I park crooked, I don’t care Fresh air and a bathroom prayer [Chorus] I’m sleepy, I’m sleepy, pull over soon And I really gotta use the bathroom too The highway’s long, my patience is thin Find me a rest stop, let the rescue begin I’m sleepy, I’m sleepy, don’t make me choose Between nodding off and emergency news [Bridge] Keys out, engine off, I’m taking five A little nap, then I’m back alive No trophy waits for rushing through Safe driving beats a heroic poo [Final Chorus] I’m rested, I’m rested, the crisis is through Got a clean windshield and a better view The highway rolls, but I’m taking it slow When nature calls, I know where to go I’m rested, I’m rested, the lesson is clear Pull off safely when the bathroom is near [Outro] One more mile? No, not today I found the stop and saved the day