Bargain Disguise

Lyrics

[Intro] Yeah, Jake Jacob on the scorecard You know the story [Verse 1] My cousin Jake says he moves like Iniesta But the replay tells a different kind of gesture Talks big game, then the first touch wanders Defending like a center-back from olden dramas Bald head shining like a fresh-cut fairway Still copies every move I make the same way I pick up golf, now he’s booking a tee time I load up FIFA, now he’s stealing my team line [Pre-Chorus] You follow my footsteps, call it your plan I change the whole game, you repeat where I am You say you’re a master, but we all know the truth You’re just wearing my ideas in a different suit [Chorus] Jake, you’re my double in a bargain disguise Same shot, same bluff, same look in your eyes Golf, FIFA, football, poker on the table Darts hit the wall, but you still call it stable Fishing by the river, copying my cast You chase every hobby, but you finish last Jacob, my brother, I’m giving you grace You can copy my game, but you can’t copy my pace [Verse 2] I throw one dart, suddenly you’re throwing three Miss the board completely, then you blame the breeze I land one fish, now you’re calling yourself captain But your bait’s still sitting there, nothing happened At the poker table, you study my face Raise with a pair like you’re winning the race I fold one hand, now you fold every round Call yourself patient while the chips leave town On the football pitch, you’re posing for the cameras Big claims in the group chat, quiet in the parameters You wanted my blueprint, got the photocopy But the ink ran out when the pressure got sloppy [Pre-Chorus] You follow my footsteps, call it your plan I change the whole game, you repeat where I am You say you’re a master, but we all know the truth You’re just wearing my ideas in a different suit [Chorus] Jake, you’re my double in a bargain disguise Same shot, same bluff, same look in your eyes Golf, FIFA, football, poker on the table Darts hit the wall, but you still call it stable Fishing by the river, copying my cast You chase every hobby, but you finish last Jacob, my brother, I’m giving you grace You can copy my game, but you can’t copy my pace [Bridge] Maybe one day you’ll find your own lane A brand-new hobby with a brand-new name Till then, if I’m swimming, you’re buying a boat If I’m dealing cards, you’re taking notes [Final Chorus] Jake, you’re my double in a bargain disguise Same shot, same bluff, same look in your eyes Golf, FIFA, football, poker on the table Darts hit the wall, but you still call it stable Fishing by the river, copying my cast You chase every hobby, but you finish last Jacob, my brother, I’m giving you grace You can copy my game, but you can’t copy my pace [Outro] Iniesta in your speeches, chaos in your boots Still my number-one copy, wearing borrowed suits Love you, Jake