Stupid hero theme
Funk. Lots of horns. Aggressive but soulful. Tempo changes and false endingsLyrics
[INTRO]
(Spoken)
Here they come, the Stupid Heroes,
Dumbing down the fight,
Against Dr. Smart, the genius who thinks he’s right!
[VERSE 1]
Superguy’s flying, but he forgot how to land,
Bird Guy’s chirping, with a ketchup bottle in hand.
Incredible Sulk, just pouting in the corner,
Super Annoying Guy, talks ‘til you’re a mourner!
[CHORUS]
Stupid Heroes, coming to mess it all up again,
Bumbling their way through, can’t even count to ten!
Fighting for the ones who can’t even see,
Against Dr. Smart, oh, what a sight to be!
[VERSE 2]
Size Guy’s growing, but forgot the way back,
He’s stuck in a park, oh what a silly quack!
Dr. Smart’s got robots, building them with glee,
But here come the idiots, oh can’t you see?
[CHORUS]
Stupid Heroes, coming to mess it all up again,
Bumbling their way through, can’t even count to ten!
Fighting for the ones who can’t even see,
Against Dr. Smart, oh, what a sight to be!
[BRIDGE]
The robots are marching, ready to attack,
But Superguy's lost in an emotional track.
Incredible Sulk's crying, size guy can’t fit,
It’s a battle of brains led by the dumbest wit!
[VERSE 3]
Bird Guy’s squawking, “Let’s scatter and flee!”
Super Annoying Guy keeps yelling, “Look at me!”
Dr. Smart’s laughing, thinks it’s all a game,
While the Stupid Heroes are just lost in their shame!
[CHORUS]
Stupid Heroes, coming to mess it all up again,
Bumbling their way through, can’t even count to ten!
Fighting for the ones who can’t even see,
Against Dr. Smart, oh, what a sight to be!
[OUTRO]
So they stumble and bumble, in their wacky parade,
The world’s greatest heroes? More like a charade!
Stupid Heroes, falling to the ground,
But at the end of the day, they still make us proud