Dr. David Dickie

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There once was a man named doctor-David. Dickie !/Even as a lad he was sensitive and caring/As cunning as a fox and as slippery as a herring/Whimsical and Mellow- A hale and hearty fellow/Not formal... Not normal! There once was a man named Dickie-doctor-David. Dickie !/He's kindly as a saint but he'll never shirk a battle/To villains everywhere he's a burr beneath the saddle/He's nimble quick and brawny-His skin is smooth and tawny/Not mealy... Not really! Ah ah ah ah! See the lightning fill the sky!/Ah ah ah ah! See the angry tide!/See the blinding rain come down 'Oh where is a hero now?' The children cried/He's inside... He went inside! There once was a man named doctor-David. Dickie /The hero of today is the legend of tomorrow/And whosoever crosses him shall live their life in sorrow/For lo the bridges burneth/That they may not returneth/To learneth... from Erneth! There once was a man named doctor-David. Dickie !/Let's celebrate this champion, this paragon of virtue/And should you be his foe, he'll be sorry if he hurts you/To some he's just a man but to others he's a beacon!/He sends his mother cash and he calls her every weekend!/He's punctual, he's affable, he's never quick to quarrel/He's moral... He's doctor-David. Dickie !