Showdog Kings and Queens

Lyrics

[Intro – camera flashes, vinyl crackle and elegant piano] [Spoken – Agent Lulu] Ladies, gentlemen And distinguished four-legged royalty… Straighten your crowns. Polish your paws. The spotlight is waiting. Welcome to the kingdom Of the showdog kings and queens. [Beat Drops – upright bass, brass and hiphop drums] [Verse 1 – rhythmic jazz rap] Curtains rise and the lights turn gold, Here come the legends, confident and bold. Perfect little footsteps crossing the floor, One lap around and the crowd wants more. Coats shining bright and tails held high, Royal determination burning in every eye. Handlers look nervous, but we dogs stay cool— We know who’s really making glamour the rule. From tiny little puppies to the veterans wise, Every single champion wears a different disguise. Different breeds, different colours, different dreams, But tonight we’re all showdog kings and queens. [Pre-Chorus] Take your place, Let the whole world see. There is no one else You were born to be. Feel the rhythm, Hear the crowd begin— You don’t need a ribbon To know that you win. [Chorus] We are the showdog kings and queens, Stepping like royalty onto the scene. Heads held high and our coats pristine, Living that glittering showdog dream. We bring the power, We bring the style. We make it look easy With every mile. Win or lose, we leave like royalty— We are the showdog kings and queens. [Post-Chorus – backing vocals] Kings and queens! Own that floor! [Agent Lulu] Give them one lap— They’ll beg for more! Kings and queens! Strike that pose! [Agent Lulu] Who takes the crown? Everybody knows! [Verse 2 – playful jazz rap] There’s chalk on the table, brushes in a row, One last little touch before it’s time to go. Humans fixing every single hair with care, While we’re searching for the treats they tried to hide somewhere. Numbers on their jackets, nerves in their hands, We enter together like the finest of bands. One perfect triangle, one elegant turn, Months of preparation for this moment we earned. The judge may choose one, but here is the truth: Every dog is perfect from the oldest to the youth. The greatest little champion you’ve ever known Is the one who rides beside you on the journey home. [Pre-Chorus] Take your place, Let your confidence show. You’ve already won More than you know. Feel the rhythm, Let your spirit shine— Every dog beside us Is one of a kind. [Chorus] We are the showdog kings and queens, Stepping like royalty onto the scene. Heads held high and our coats pristine, Living that glittering showdog dream. We bring the power, We bring the style. We make it look easy With every mile. Win or lose, we leave like royalty— We are the showdog kings and queens. [Instrumental Break – saxophone, trumpet and record scratches] [Spoken – Agent Lulu] A small reminder from your ring supervisor: Respect the judge. Support your friends. Celebrate every dog. And if the result does not go your way… Lift your tail, adjust your crown And walk out like they made a mistake. [Rap Bridge – faster and powerful] Click go the cameras, flash go the lights, We’ve travelled through the mornings and practised through the nights. Power in the movement, pride in the stance, Every trip around the ring is a royal little dance. Puppies with promise, champions with fame, Veterans returning while the whole crowd cheers their name. Every furry monarch deserves to be seen— Make way, make way for the kings and queens! We cheer for each other, we stand side by side, With our people behind us and our families with pride. A trophy is lovely, but love is supreme— That’s the heart and the soul of the showdog dream. [Breakdown – piano and finger snaps] [Agent Lulu] Tell me… Who is the finest dog here tonight? [Backing Vocals] Mine! [Agent Lulu] Exactly. You’re learning. [Final Chorus – full brass and choir] We are the showdog kings and queens, Shining together beneath the beams. Every proud handler, every canine dream— Part of this glittering showdog team. We bring the courage, We bring the style. We bring our humans And make them smile. Every dog goes home as royalty— We are the showdog kings and queens. We are the showdog kings and queens, More than the ribbons and judging scenes. Bound by the journeys and memories— Forever the showdog kings and queens! [Outro – triumphant saxophone and slowing beat] [Spoken – Agent Lulu] The judging is complete. The crowns are secure. And every human is taking The finest dog in the world home tonight. Long live the kings. Long live the queens. Agent Lulu… Over and out.