Broke and Stranded in Las Vegas

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Vegas [Verse 1] Two cousins and their girls, bags packed tight, First time in Vegas, landed Thursday night. Neon on the Strip, man, we felt alive, Drinks in our hands and money to survive. We said, “We ain’t here to save, we came to have fun,” Hit the tables laughing, betting red on one. Slots kept ringing, but never for us, Still walking through the casino like we had too much. [Chorus] We went to Vegas with money in our pockets, Came back broke, couldn’t even stop it. Lost it on the tables, lost it on the slots, Spent every dollar and laughed a whole lot. Then the flight got canceled, Lord, what a night, Stranded in Vegas with no end in sight. Last few dollars gone before we made it far, Blew the rest of our money on a damn Tesla car! [Verse 2] Two cousins, two girlfriends, living like kings, Fancy dinners, cold drinks, doing Vegas things. Walking down Fremont, dancing on the Strip, Nobody was thinking ’bout the flight back trip. Sunday came around and reality hit, Checked the bank account and said, “Ohhh… shit.” But we had our boarding passes, thought we’d be okay, Till Frontier hit us with, “Your flight’s canceled today.” [Chorus] We went to Vegas with money in our pockets, Came back broke, couldn’t even stop it. Lost it on the tables, lost it on the slots, Spent every dollar and laughed a whole lot. Then the flight got canceled, Lord, what a night, Stranded in Vegas with no end in sight. Last few dollars gone before we made it far, Blew the rest of our money on a damn Tesla car! [Bridge] Standing at the airport, nowhere to go, Bank account empty and the balance real low. Called up a ride, said, “Just take us somewhere,” Tesla pulled up like we were millionaires. Riding to the hotel in electric style, Four broke people still laughing all the while. Vegas took our money, the airline took our day, But you only get your first Vegas trip one way! [Final Chorus] We came to Vegas with dreams and cash, Left that casino with nothing but laughs. Two cousins and their girls with a story to tell, Had the time of our lives, then it all went to hell. Flight got canceled, stranded one more night, No money left, but the memories were right. And when somebody asks how our Vegas trip went… We’ll say, “Ten outta ten — but we ain’t paid rent!” [Outro] Yeah, Vegas got the money, Frontier got the blame, Tesla got the last few dollars to our name. Four broke fools underneath those neon lights… First trip to Vegas — Hell of a night.