Bubblegum Belly Bounce

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Patrick came rollin’ by Like a pink parade on the tide His belly got a little extra shine Like a beach ball workin’ overtime He sat on a rock and it groaned Then the whole damn cove just moaned I said, “Buddy, you’re built for snack attacks” You said, “Yep” and you leaned right back [Pre-Chorus] Oh, he takes up space In the funniest way When he walks, the sand gives way And I can’t help but say [Chorus] Big ol’ Patrick Big ol’ Patrick You’re a giant snack attack (Big ol’ Patrick) Big ol’ Patrick Big ol’ Patrick You make the pier look small And that’s a fact [Verse 2] At the Krusty counter, he took one bite Then the fries disappeared from sight He grinned so wide, I had to cheer That star-shaped dude could feed a pier He fell asleep in a pile of crates Dreamin’ about a plate of plates I tapped his shell and he woke up slow Said, “Got more?” and I said, “Bro…” [Pre-Chorus] Oh, he takes up space In the funniest way When he moves, the whole dock sways And I can’t help but say [Chorus] Big ol’ Patrick Big ol’ Patrick You’re a giant snack attack (Big ol’ Patrick) Big ol’ Patrick Big ol’ Patrick You make the beach look small And that’s a fact [Bridge] He’s a whole parade in one pink shape A jellyfish net and a rock to escape If there’s a buffet, he’s front-row king He turns one bite into a whole-day thing [Final Chorus] Big ol’ Patrick Big ol’ Patrick You’re a giant snack attack (Big ol’ Patrick) Big ol’ Patrick Big ol’ Patrick You make the whole world wobble When you come back Big ol’ Patrick Big ol’ Patrick Starfish legend, belly proud (Big ol’ Patrick)