Country cock blocker

Lyrics

Friday night at the Corner Tap, Had a cold one sweating in my lap, Saw a blonde girl laughing by the neon sign, Thought tonight just might be my time. Bought her a drink, got her talking to me, Then my buddy Joe came stumbling in three sheets, Talking about his truck and his latest wreck, Man, I swear that boy's a train wreck. [Chorus] Cockblock, every single time, Right when I think the stars align, Somebody shows up, kills the vibe, Leaves me standing there wondering why. Cockblock, story of my life, Bad luck cuts me like a knife, Every road I take gets stopped dead cold, That's just how my story goes. [Verse 2] Stepped outside underneath the moon, Needed a smoke and a minute or two, Had my lighter out, flame burning bright, Then here comes somebody with advice tonight. Saying "You oughta quit, man, that stuff ain't good," Like I ain't heard it a thousand times before, I smiled and nodded while they carried on, Thinking "Buddy, can't you move along?" [Chorus] Cockblock, every single time, Right when I think the stars align, Somebody shows up, kills the vibe, Leaves me standing there wondering why. Cockblock, story of my life, Bad luck cuts me like a knife, Every road I take gets stopped dead cold, That's just how my story goes. [Bridge] Maybe someday luck will roll my way, Maybe I'll get through one Friday, Without a friend, an ex, or a fool in sight, Turning a good thing into a long night. [Final Chorus] Cockblock, every single time, Right when I think the stars align, The whole damn world's got perfect timing, To stop me right before I'm flying. Cockblock, story of my life, Raise 'em up and laugh tonight, If you've ever had your plans go wrong, Then sing along to this country song. [Outro] Yeah, sing along... Cockblock... That's just how it goes... Cockblock... Story of my life.:```