Romulo’s There

Lyrics

[Verse 1] If Romulo wasn’t there, I’d be sunk in despair Lost my phone, lost my keys, underwear everywhere Saw a fine huzz, started fixing his hair Three sprays of cologne fogging up the air [Pre-Chorus] He checked every pocket, he searched every chair Then struck a pose like a millionaire [Chorus] Need a wingman? Romulo’s there! Chasing huzz? Romulo’s there! Burping at bingo? Romulo don’t care! Raise your hands and shout it everywhere! Romulo’s there! Romulo’s there! [Verse 2] Then bingo sesh, two grandmas in their chairs Romulo ate three hot dogs—BURRRRP!—nobody cares “BINGO!” he yelled like he owned the affair Won twenty bucks and walked out with flair [Pre-Chorus] He dabbed his brow, adjusted his hair Tipped his hat like a billionaire [Chorus] Need a wingman? Romulo’s there! Chasing huzz? Romulo’s there! Burping at bingo? Romulo don’t care! Raise your hands and shout it everywhere! Romulo’s there! Romulo’s there! [Bridge] If your plans fall apart, he’ll arrive with a grin If the room gets too quiet, he’ll make noise again One hot dog later, he’s ready to declare The king of the bingo hall—Romulo’s there! [Final Chorus] Need a wingman? Romulo’s there! Chasing huzz? Romulo’s there! Burping at bingo? Romulo don’t care! Twenty bucks flying through the air! Romulo’s there! Romulo’s there! [Outro] BURRRRP! Romulo’s there!