Lyrics

[INTRO]
Yo, this one's for you, Grandpa Archie,
Thought you were tough, but you went out like a weakling.
Leaving me hanging, now I’m feeling so stingy,
Let’s dive into this, hope you’re ready, let’s get gritty.

[VERSE 1]
You rolled into town like a cowboy,
Thought you were great, turned out just a decoy.
Abandoned my mom, left her all alone,
Now I’m here picking up the pieces you’ve thrown.
A PlayStation 5 was all I ever craved,
But you ghosted on me, left me feeling betrayed.
Could’ve bought my love with just a little cash,
But instead, here I am, dealing with this trash.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Grandpa Archie, you’re a pussy for dying,
Thought you were a cowboy, turns out you were just lying.
Leaving me with bills and no more game time,
How’d you go out like that, wasn’t even in your prime?
Now the state wants cash for a burial plot,
Guess what, Grandpa? I’m saying thanks a lot.

[VERSE 2]
I sat on my bed, just dreaming of fun,
While you were out roaming, thinking you were the one.
Don’t get me started on the stories you told,
Riding off into sunset like you were so bold.
But here’s the twist, man, you just didn’t care,
Left us all hanging, with nothing but despair.
You claimed you were tough, but now look at you,
Lifeless and cold, just a wash-up, it's true!

[CHORUS]
Oh, Grandpa Archie, you’re a pussy for dying,
Thought you were a cowboy, turns out you were just lying.
I needed that PS5, a little love from you,
But instead, it’s all bills, and what’s left is so few.
Now the state wants cash for a burial plot,
Guess what, Grandpa? I’m saying thanks a lot.

[BRIDGE]
So here's a toast to the memories faded,
All the times you bailed on the love that you traded.
I’m stuck with the grief and this heavy payload,
While you ride off into the unknown road.
An asshole with boots, thought you were the best,
Turns out you were nothing, just putting hearts to the