MNT

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🐢 MNT TURTLES – WELCOME TO THE CHAOS 🍕🍺 [INTRO] Welcome to MNT! We have rules. We even wrote them down. Does anyone read them? NOPE! 😂 Turtles, raccoons, hedgehogs, foxes, capybaras, a cat, a dog, a panda, a teddy… And of course: A GOAT! Why? NO IDEA! [VERSE 1] The Turtle logs in: “Good morning, everyone!” The raccoon asks: “Anybody got beer?” 🍺 The panda screams: “PIZZA!” 🍕 The goat has stolen something again. The hedgehog says: “I’m tired.” The capybara just chills. The cat looks around: “You people are insane.” 😂 The dog wants to go for a walk, Teddy tries to organize everyone, and the fox says: “Guys, I have a plan!” Everyone: “OH NO! NOT AGAIN!” [PRE-CHORUS] Shadow logs in. Everyone goes quiet. Shadow: “Hi.” PING! PING! PING! Discord explodes. 💥😂 [CHORUS] 🐢 M-N-T – HEY! HEY! CHAOS MODE – OKAY! OKAY! 🍕 Pizza in, 🍺 beer too, 🐐 the goat goes “BAAAAAH!” – what else can we do? M-N-T – EVERYONE IN! 🦊 Fox and panda, big and small! 🦝 Raccoon, hedgehog, dog and all! MNT FAMILY – ONE FOR ALL! HEY! HEY! – MNT! HO! HO! – MNT! Crazy or lost, we don’t care what you’ve got, MNT sticks together – like it or not! M-N-T! M-N-T! NO ONE STANDS ALONE! COME ON IN – YOU’RE ONE OF US! MNT! MNT! CHAOS MODE! 😂 [VERSE 2 – EVERYDAY MNT] “When’s Bear?” “20:10!” “UTC?” “ASK THE RACCOON!” 🦝 “When’s Foundry?” “19:00!” “Which formation?” “ASK THE PANDA!” 🐼 “Where’s Canyon?” “No idea.” “Who knows?” “SHADOW!” Shadow: “No.” 😂 Fox runs left, capybara right, hedgehog sleeps through the fight. Cat watches like it wants to leave. “What am I even doing here?” [SVS CHAOS] “SAVE YOUR ITEMS!” “NO DIAMONDS!” “NO SPEEDUPS!” “SAVE YOUR ESSENCE!” “DON’T TOUCH THE MYTHIC SHARDS!” Five minutes later: “Uhhh… I spent everything.” Silence. Goat: “BAAAAAH!” 🐐 Raccoon: “WHO DID THAT?!” Panda: “Anybody got pizza?” Fox: “I had a plan!” Everyone: “YOU DON’T HAVE A PLAN!” 😂 [NAP 4 CHAOS] PQP. HIS. WAX. MNT. Everyone is peaceful. Three seconds later: GOAT: “BAAAAAH!” Chaos. 😂 “Stay calm!” “Who started this?” “No idea.” “Wasn’t me.” “Pizza?” Shadow: “…” And then we realize: **MNT DOESN’T NEED A PLAN. MNT JUST NEEDS WI-FI.😂 [MNT CHANT] LEADER: Who has the pizza? EVERYONE: PAN-DA! 🐼 Who has the beer? RAC-COON! 🦝 Who causes chaos? GOAT! 🐐 Who sleeps? HEDGE-HOG! 🦔 Who chills? CAPYBARA! 🦫 Who runs? FOX! 🦊 Who barks? DOG! 🐶 Who judges us? CAT! 🐱 Who cuddles? TEDDY! 🧸 Who is Shadow? SHADOW: “Me.” Who has the plan? NOBODY! [THE FAMILY] Are you bald? COME ON IN! Are you lost? COME ON IN! Are you new? COME ON IN! Are you crazy? PERFECT! Are you a goat? PLEASE DON’T EAT THE RULES! 🐐😂 At MNT: NOBODY GETS LEFT OUT! Turtle or fox, panda or raccoon, loud, quiet, crazy or lost THERE’S A PLACE FOR EVERYONE. [DISCORD BREAK] PING! “Can someone help?” PING! “Yeah.” PING! “Who?” PING! “What?” PING! “When?” PING! “Why?” PING! PING! PING! 🔥 DISCORD IS ON FIRE! 🔥 Shadow: “Please stop.” Everyone: “NO!” 😂 [FINAL CHORUS] 🐢 M-N-T – HEY! HEY! CHAOS MODE – OKAY! OKAY! 🍕 Pizza in, 🍺 beer too, 🐐 “BAAAAAH!” – the goat is coming through! M-N-T – EVERYONE IN! 🦊 Fox, panda, raccoon too! 🦔 Hedgehog, dog – we’ve got you! MNT FAMILY – ONE FOR ALL! HEY! HEY! – MNT! HO! HO! – MNT! Bald heads, Lost Boys – come along! At MNT, YOU BELONG! M-N-T! M-N-T! NO ONE STANDS ALONE! MNT! MNT! MNT! CHAOS MODE! MNT FOREVER! [OUTRO] Who ate the pizza? PAN-DA! 🐼 Who drank the beer? RAC-COON! 🦝 Who ate the rules? THE GOAT! 🐐 Who spent all the SVS items? “Uhhh…” 😂 Who has the plan? NOBODY! Who belongs in MNT? EVERYONE! Who gets left out? NOBODY! Who’s completely crazy? ALL OF US! 😂🐢 🐢🦝🦔🦫🦊🐼🐱🐐🐶🧸🌑 M-N-T – HEY! HEY! CHAOS MODE – OKAY! OKAY! MNT FOR EVERYONE! 💙🐢