Drill Drip: Chicago's Shadow Pulse

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Listen up while i buttle you hoes Allow me to introduce you to the group of degenerate drug users that i've come to know. Watch my attempt to buttle the unbuttle-able while assuming the character of Doctor Duraznos. My mission: shut down a prominent drug king pin… or so I was told. Shit. I failed to notice that the mission dossier was 7 years old. Tell me it cant be done and ill show you - but heed my warning or it will happen to not one but two. Chopped up bodies hydrochloric acid and a barrel that's blue. What about the previous butt.. Oh Cody bird dick? Nah never heard of him definitely hasn't been turned into goo. Prepare yourself for the worst scum on earth. Doctor Duraznos. The mad scientist with many patents and inventions. Super crack, fry daddy freebase, cocaine suppositories and known for his bad intentions. Put on this planet to bring all aquatic life to an end. But only if it swims in water that belongs to his friend. Or employer or partner or whatever you're supposed to call that queer. Mamadera doesn't know hes been deep undercover with the agency for over 10 years. Or is he? Shit he Hasent reported back in quite some time. Much been too busy drinking smoking rock and coming up with words that rhyme. The perfect cover to joke about his mission: take him down brick by brick - sorry wasnt his decision. Doctor Duraznos the escape room rapist when it comes to parody rap hes one of the greatest. Highly functional with lots of self control - a narcotics agent with one single goal. Mamadera claims to be captain of the trap. Brick god back in the day - Swears he straight but also tells many stories that make him sound gay. Rubin received his limp penis and. Vibes offered to let him take his ass in the shower. He claims he said no but they were in there for like an hour. Whatever being gay is fine to bad hes terrible with words that rhyme. “One fish two fish gay fish you fish”. Mamadera was the target of the operation. He’s white but acts like the darker part of the population. Sleep deprivation gave me this much needed twisted inspiration. A little bit of GHB and he will reveal homoerotic intentions. He gets so distracted when he sees men. Giving me a chance to steal his vape pen again. Do a little dance two steps then a bend. He slapped my ass and his finger went in. The mission: pretend to be his butler and be his friend. Soon his reign will come to an end. The first one to truly stand out to me was none other than a man who called himself cool guy Robby. Or RTC. Pretty fucking gay if you ask me. Made up shit so stupid it it surprised even me. OGC the original coke. SLGC, his attempt at lavadas what a joke. SBC so stupid its fucking base - unfortunately the way he made and smoked it was a complete disgrace. However he was mamaderas best worker but still verbally degraded and fucked with by everyone. How could you not he felt seizures in his bum. Plastered bandaids on his body bottom to top. That itchy Robby spray combined with levimisole laced smokeable cocaine certainly was funny but it didnt fuck up his brain. Little did he know he was in for a world of pain *Deploy Agent Duraznos* Orders came from the top of the command chain - his first task was to attack Robby the coolests brain. Simple simple easy enough this mother fucker already feels seizures in his bum. Just wait until you take a hit of this - bell ringer so hard he must have pummed. This tipped the weak minded bald midget into psychosis. Thankfully not large enough to cause ventricular thrombosis. Either outcome would have been fine by him. No one would miss a light so dim. Next he had to initiate phase two. Encourage resisting the rest like it’s going out of style. The startling and paranoia began in a short while. The plan was working perfectly, much to my elation. No trust, thievery and accusations all except me the butler due to my esteemed reputation. Once the crews trust had disappeared the next step was what mamadera feared. Slow and gentle one by one steal his customers with product bought with agency's funds. Much better service and more reliable - victory in sight its almost undeniable. First we kidnapped his butler and I was sent as a replacement. The next step was supply chain displacement. Luck on our side we caught naughty boy: Cheelo. Time to initiate operation kilo.