Follow or Sit Still

Lyrics

[Intro - Announcer] Welcome to the ten-K-in-thirty-days challenge! He is sitting in the chair. Very still. Like the chair owes him money. [Verse 1] No follow? I sit right here, Counting ceiling tiles, year by year. My cushion knows my government name, This chair and I are in a committed game. [Pre-Chorus - Call and Response] Announcer: What happens when you follow? Crowd: He gets up! Announcer: What happens if you don't? Crowd: He stays put! Lead: I got snacks in my pocket and hope in my eyes, One little follow and the furniture flies! [Chorus - Call and Response] FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Make the chair release me! Follow, follow, get up and dance! Ten K in thirty days, come on, increase me! Follow, follow, get up and dance! Announcer: Someone followed! Lead: GET UP AND DANCE! [Dance Break] Step to the left, step to the right, Chair patrol, we dancing tonight! Clap two times, spin one round, Wait—why is my wallet on the ground? [Comedy Stop] Announcer: Alright, superstar, that was three seconds. Lead: Three seconds is cardio. Announcer: SIT BACK DOWN! Lead: I knew this chair was loyal. [Verse 2] Follow, DM me, get started today, Copy the page, then go live and play. Repeat the steps, don't overthink, Even my chair has a marketing link. [Chorus - Call and Response] FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Make the chair release me! Follow, follow, get up and dance! Ten K in thirty days, come on, increase me! Follow, follow, get up and dance! Announcer: No follow? Lead: I sit! Announcer: New follow? Lead: GET UP AND DANCE! [Outro - Loopable] FOLLOW! DM me! GET STARTED! COPY THE PAGE! GO LIVE! REPEAT! Announcer: And if nobody follows? Lead: I sit so still the chair starts charging rent. Announcer: SIT BACK DOWN! Lead: Follow... follow... follow...