Yousef Rules

Lyrics

[Intro] Yousef walks in, everybody freeze New rules posted up beside the keys [Verse 1] Shoes by the doorway, snacks on the shelf No stealing the charger, label your stuff yourself If you open the fridge, close it with care And don’t leave mystery socks on the stair [Pre-Chorus] He’s got a clipboard and a serious face But somehow the rules keep this place in shape [Chorus] Yousef rules, Yousef rules Running the room with a pocket full of tools Yousef rules, everybody knows Respect the house and put the lid back closed Yousef rules, loud and clear The funniest lawmaker we’ve had all year [Verse 2] Quiet after ten, unless there’s a quest Text before arriving, that’s simply best No arguing loudly over who gets the chair And if you finish the juice, replace it there [Pre-Chorus] He stamps each page like a captain at sea Then breaks his own rule for one extra TV [Chorus] Yousef rules, Yousef rules Running the room with a pocket full of tools Yousef rules, everybody knows Respect the house and put the lid back closed Yousef rules, loud and clear The funniest lawmaker we’ve had all year [Bridge] Rule number one: keep the good times alive Rule number two: help the whole crew thrive Rule number three: if the pizza arrives Save Yousef a slice, or prepare to survive [Final Chorus] Yousef rules, Yousef rules Turning little guidelines into golden jewels Yousef rules, sing it with me Clean up your mess and set the people free Yousef rules, loud and clear Long may the house rules ring in our ears [Outro] Shoes by the doorway, lights turned low Yousef checked the list—now everybody go