The Paddock Vault!

Lyrics

Verse 1 I built this thing to beat the odds, not play the game, Cracked the seal on the Paddock Vault, carved out the name. Seven cases made, no restock, no second chance, Eight boxes deep, five packs strong, here’s your last dance. National Treasures, Panini Prime, Prizm in the mix, Victory Lane, Donruss, Torque, Spectra — load the hits. Two to three big bangers boxed, that’s the minimum, Autos, mems, low-numbered gold, /10 and you’re winnin’. Chorus This is the Paddock Vault, and it’s limited, no reprint, One-of-one in every case, you know the odds don’t hint. Sealed and loaded, final run, when it’s gone it’s gone, Paddock Vault forever limited. Four hundo for a sealed case, sixty if you box, Take your shot, the vault is closed when the last one locks. Verse 2 Hobby box presentation, premium to the touch, Fifty cards per box, tell me that ain’t enough. Prime cuts and NT heat, Spectra inserts shine, True 1/1 guaranteed, plus parallels that climb. I didn’t match retail, I came to break the mold, Every rip got thunder, every pack got gold. Once these seven vanish, this product’s in the past, No remake, no rerun — this is built to last. Chorus This is the Paddock Vault, and it’s limited, no reprint, One-of-one in every case, you know the odds don’t hint. Sealed and loaded, final run, when it’s gone it’s gone, Paddock Vault forever limited. Four hundo for a sealed case, sixty if you box, Take your shot, the vault is closed when the last one locks. Verse 3 Not ready for a full box? Take a test lap instead, Paddock Vault Pit Pass — only eight, it’s said. Twenty-five plus cards jam-packed, same fire inside, NT, Prime, autos, mems still live, take it for a ride. Cheap seat to feel the heat before the main event, Perfect for live rips, taste it, know what it meant. Eight exist, then it’s cases or you’re out of luck, Last release, final peace — vault’s closin’, struck. Chorus This is the Paddock Vault, and it’s limited, no reprint, One-of-one in every case, you know the odds don’t hint. Sealed and loaded, final run, when it’s gone it’s gone, Paddock Vault forever limited. Four hundo for a sealed case, sixty if you box, Take your shot, the vault is closed when the last one locks. Outro Ships sealed. No do-overs. Seven and done. The Paddock Vault... retired when the last one’s spun.