Amenadiel Ate My Toast

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Amenadiel wore two socks Both of them were mine He said, "I just borrowed them" He said it all the time He spilled jam on my shirt Then blamed it on the cat The cat was in the hallway With a tiny paper hat [Pre-Chorus] Every time he walks by Something goes ping Every time he smiles My sandwich gets wings [Chorus] Amenadiel What did you do? Amenadiel I am blaming you Amenadiel You silly machine You ate my toast And my jelly bean Amenadiel Why are you here? Amenadiel You bring the weird Amenadiel You tiny deal You stole my lunch Now make it real [Verse 2] He tried to ride the scooter Straight through the mud He called it a parade And danced in the flood He wrote his name in ketchup On the fridge door glass Then bowed like a prince And said, "That is class" [Pre-Chorus] Every time he says "oops" He grins too wide Every time he lies His ears turn bright [Chorus] Amenadiel What did you do? Amenadiel I am blaming you Amenadiel You silly machine You ate my toast And my jelly bean Amenadiel Why are you here? Amenadiel You bring the weird Amenadiel You tiny deal You stole my lunch Now make it real [Bridge] He wore a cape to dinner Said it matched his mood Asked the fish for advice Then bowed to the food I said, "Boy, you're wild" He said, "That is true" Then he kissed my forehead And borrowed my shoe [Final Chorus] Amenadiel What did you do? Amenadiel I am blaming you Amenadiel You silly machine You ate my toast And my jelly bean Amenadiel Why are you here? Amenadiel You bring the weird Amenadiel You tiny deal You stole my lunch Now make it real Amenadiel Amenadiel Bring back my toast Amenadiel Amenadiel You cause the most