Kevin

Lyrics

[Intro] Kevin kicks the door and points at the room Says, “Everybody fuck off,” then adjusts his shoes [Verse 1] He’s studying Godzilla thighs on a cracked phone screen While a little waiter serves a little drink neat Little little nuts in a paper sack Kevin says, “Don’t ask questions, just pass that back” [Pre-Chorus] He turned twenty-one with a cake and a grin Then the bottle found him and the bottle dug in Ray Ray got a message from an unknown account Three new numbers later, Kevin’s still counting out loud [Chorus] Kevin, Kevin, what are you doing tonight? Telling everybody off under fluorescent light Looking at monster legs, never drinking water Texting Ray Ray like, “Call me, man, I need a quarter” Kevin, Kevin, slow down, take a breath You can’t outrun the bottle by flirting with death [Verse 2] He used different accounts just to say the same thing “Ray Ray, pick up, I got a plan and a string” The waiter was tiny but the tab was tall Kevin wore sunglasses in the bathroom stall He said, “Water is suspicious, it tastes like a scam” Then toasted to tomorrow with a trembling hand The room got quiet, the joke lost its spark And Kevin disappeared before it got dark [Bridge] Don’t turn a punchline into a graveyard Don’t make your friends decode every last postcard Put down the bottle, step out of the heat Let somebody help you get back on your feet [Chorus] Kevin, Kevin, what are you doing tonight? Telling everybody off under fluorescent light Looking at monster legs, never drinking water Texting Ray Ray like, “Call me, man, I need a quarter” Kevin, Kevin, slow down, take a breath You can’t outrun the bottle by flirting with death [Outro] Ray Ray writes back, “Kevin, come home” One account, one number, no drinking alone The little waiter waves from the edge of the bar Kevin drinks some water and remembers who they are